The Phantom Menace

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Now I want to you to go into that bag and find my purple lightsaber.

 

Which one is it?

 It's the one that says bad motherf*cker.

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No, I am not the long-lost cousin of Barbara Mandrell.

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Like, seriously - what kind of a name is Sheev?

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